| Record Book |
| Actions | Record | Team | Year | Value |
| | Most Points Scored, Season | Livonia Ligers | 2009 | 1611.0 |
| | Least Points Scored, Season | Axe's Alienators | 2009 | 1099.0 |
| | Most Points Allowed, Season | Livonia Ligers | 2009 | 1521.0 |
| | Least Points Allowed, Season | Waste Management | 2009 | 1229.0 |
| | Highest Average Game Score, Season | Livonia Ligers | 2009 | 115.07 |
| | Lowest Average Game Score, Season | Axe's Alienators | 2009 | 78.50 |
| | Most Points Scored, Game | I'm Gonna Need Two Men on This | 2009 | 176 |
| | Least Points Scored, Game | Angry Beavers | 2009 | 37 |
| | Most Points Allowed, Game | HAIL TO THE VICTORS | 2009 | 176 |
| | Least Points Allowed, Game | Waste Management | 2009 | 37 |
| | Highest Winning Percentage, Season | Circus Midgets That Can't Hold Their Booze | 2009 | 0.857 |
| | Lowest Winning Percentage, Season | Waste Management | 2009 | 0.357 |
| | Most Wins, Season | Circus Midgets That Can't Hold Their Booze | 2009 | 12 |
| | Least Wins, Season | Waste Management | 2009 | 5 |
| | Best Margin of Victory, Game | I'm Gonna Need Two Men on This | 2009 | 91 |
| | Worst Margin of Defeat, Game | HAIL TO THE VICTORS | 2009 | -91 |
| | Best Average Point Differential, Season | Circus Midgets That Can't Hold Their Booze | 2009 | 25.07 |
| | Worst Average Point Differential, Season | Angry Beavers | 2009 | -16.00 |
| | Longest Winning Streak, Season | Circus Midgets That Can't Hold Their Booze | 2009 | 8 |
| | Longest Losing Streak, Season | Axe's Alienators | 2009 | 5 |
| | Best Power Ranking, Season | Circus Midgets That Can't Hold Their Booze | 2009 | 35 |
| | Worst Power Ranking, Season | Waste Management | 2009 | 4.5 |
| | Most High Week Scores, Season | Circus Midgets That Can't Hold Their Booze | 2009 | 6 |